Four-year-old Billy couldn’t add that he planned to turn that piece of coal into a pearl (he saw it on a cartoon) to put on the string of pearls he wanted to start in order to give it to his future daughter.
(He wanted to be a lawyer like his daddy when he grew up, so he needed to start planning everything right now).
Title: On the Line
Word Count: 15,100~
Summary: Volunteering at the crisis hotline was a choice that Kurt was always glad he’d made, but he didn’t realize just how much it would affect his life until the one night and one call that changed it all.
So I had this thought
The Klaine fandom on the whole knows three things
Someone write an AU where the Dalton uniforms were red/scarlet with a trim of deep navy, rather than the actual uniform.
And then Klaine starts thinking some really naughty thoughts once they notice just how jump worthy the other is much, much sooner.
So I have started my crossposting.
It’s a lot more time consuming than I though it’d be.
Either way, it’ll be slow going. I have all my oneshots up at the moment, both here and on livejournal, so I’ll get my chaptered fics up… eventually. I mean, it’s taken me this long to get just the oneshots up to begin with.
Summary: Harry faces off with Voldemort… after poisoning Dumbledore’s candies? Dark!Harry, Maunipulative!Dumbledore, Semi-Nice!Voldemort. Multiple warnings, mentioned slash DM/HP. Rewrite of Vamprisslizy’s ‘New Ending.’
Summary: Jacob is teasing Jasper when Esme pops up and Nessie makes everyone fall into laughter.
Summary: Jasper is rendered helpless as Bella catches him alone in the house… with Edward and Alice a long ways away. What will he do? BellaXJasper Pairing. Slightly graphic lemon. One Shot. PWP.
It’s so good…
Yet so painful.
The feels. They suffocate meeeeee…
anonymous prompted: Can you write Blaine’s first time topping and Kurt is not at all prepared for how big Blaine’s dick is
It’s been something they’ve been building up to gradually. Their first time on a chilly November night is nothing but hands and tentative mouths, eyes wide and fixated on the pulse of a different cock, semen coating a stomach not their own. They’re too nervous to do otherwise even though on Blaine’s nightstand there’s a new bottle of lube and an unopened box of condoms; for now, the box remains too daunting and only just enough lube is used to slick their palms. Later on they murmur promises to each other, we’ll do it later and we still have all the time in the world, because, really, they do, they’ll make time just for themselves no matter what.
A/N: Had an idea inspired by someone pointing out that the guy in the background looks like his fondest wish came true in a .gif of the olympic swimmer proposing to his girlfriend. The plot bunny that formed wouldn’t stop biting at my ankles.