superfizz:

omg

(Source: mari-sokoli)

18 hours ago · 12834 · reblog

noplacelikedisney:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

theonlyfrozenheart:

dastardlyhans:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

tsunderetan:

baobabsandbroomsticks:

Your sister is bread because of you.

she returned from the mountain golden brown

she said that YOU had baked her heart!

her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!

Ovendelle’s in deep

deep

deep

deep

dough…

Love is an open oven door.

Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.

Do you want to build a dough man?

The Duke of Pretzelton.

Prince of the Flour Isles.

Let it toast

reindeer are breader than people

Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?

Can I say something even grainier?
Yeast!

SANDWICHES

(Source: agentegghead)

18 hours ago · 34838 · reblog

defiant-wholock-inthewarehouse:

realvaguehobbit:

suavebadass:

eventualprocrastination:

clintcoleson:

superhusbandsaddict:

myspanglyoutfit:

Tony gets his own frame.

Like a Boss

It’s because he’s Tony Stark.

That’s okay. Bruce decides he wants to be in two frames. Like a Hulk.

reblogging this again because look at how Natasha and Clint fuckin’ strut and own that frame hell yeah

Steve just kind of wandering around

omg I didn’t even think to click on them before now just do it

20 hours ago · 114893 · reblog

wolf-wylde:

actressesofcolor:

This is not about an actress of color, but please vote against David O. Russell being included in #TIME100. If you are unaware, he admitted to sexually assaulting his transgender niece, and does not deserve any sort of praise or recognition. Reblog to spread the word!

I think the voting has already closed, but rebloging anyway.

20 hours ago · 5865 · reblog

thekrazygamer:

zottfonts:

abananapepper:

The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is

Fucking.

GOLD.

"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"

20 hours ago · 119536 · reblog

asksweetiebot:

Because they are worth it…

(Source: owmeex)

20 hours ago · 153343 · reblog

zohbugg:

dbpony:

unprettyprincess:

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

This is the best post

This photo set popped up just in time.

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE

(Source: cantora-magrela)

20 hours ago · 767612 · reblog

anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.

  • Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
  • She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
  • She has a law degree.
  • She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
  • While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”

and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

20 hours ago · 148311 · reblog

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

(Source: that-darned-sock)

20 hours ago · 249390 · reblog

thranduilized:

yuletimewithgrendel:

bluemonkeywriting:

johanirae:

Middle Earth has no railings

image

Middle Earth needs no railings

image

Middle Earth laughs at your OSHA compliance and building safety regulations

image

Finally someone said it!

i would not be able to walk on those paths, i would crawl along them on all fours

suddenly I understand Gollum

20 hours ago · 70561 · reblog

greatdean:

I WANT TO READ A BOOK 

READ FANFICTION

TUMBLR

WATCH TV SHOWS

LISTEN TO MUSIC

AND NEED TO STUDY 

AND I HAVE ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT OF THIS DAY 

20 hours ago · 36741 · reblog

hohumi:

ch1darkcy:

thecurvatureoffinnsass:

fatbodypolitics:

heyfatchick:

someday-youwillfindme:

Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”

Stacey: “Why not?”

Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.

I once had a nurse practitioner say the exact same thing as the last gif.

They hit the nail on the head every single time.

This is the most successful gifset that has come up from the show. Look at the notes, is crazy!
It’s bittersweet moment, a triumph for this amazing show but the sad reflection of society’s double standards.

Thankful for this.

20 hours ago · 152839 · reblog

rebeca-flores:

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

image

Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

I love that quick procession.

(Source: shadzu)

20 hours ago · 375360 · reblog

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

stevieraedrawn:

Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?

Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.

What a lovely symmetry.

But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.

20 hours ago · 42001 · reblog

wingsofnight:

densiandneric:

thedeathecchi:

merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

The fact that this is grammatically correct kills me

Imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons

imagine dragons imagining imagine dragons imagining dragons.

(Source: unofficialbarakat)

20 hours ago · 174444 · reblog