this is fucking awesome.
me at sleepovers
OMG my daughter is Rudy Huxtable
Okay those of you old enough to remember or who have caught the reruns of The Cosby show know that there was this one episode where Rudy had this little boy named “Bud” come over to play. Well the episode goes that Rudy is super bossy and just not being very nice to “Bud” and Cliff and Claire notice and do some A+ parenting and Rudy stops being a little dictator and starts being nice. The thing is, there’s this scene where Cliff is in the kitchen talking to “Bud” and the little boy goes “Dr. Huxtable, my name’s not Bud. It’s Kenny” Rudy named him Bud and had him answering to it and everyone in the family calling him that.
Today my daughter gets a phone call from one of her little buddies named Howard. Now, Howard and my daughter have been friends all year. He’s been over here to play, came to her birthday party, the whole nine. My daughter wasn’t home when she called so I was like, “Oh I’m sorry Howard, she’s not home.”
And the kid goes, “Okay. I’ll call back later. And just so you know, my name’s not Howard. It’s Trey. She just likes to call me Howard.”
I am 100% done with everything right now.
I love you and stories of your progeny.
I was legit ready to argue with this kid about his name b/c like no. Howard, you have been over to my house almost every afternoon since school started. I’ve had you at my table, Howard. I took you to Chuck E. Cheese, Howard.
I have talked to this kid’s mom referring to him as Howard.
And she’s never corrected me.
She must have talked so much shit about me after she hung up lol. OMG she must have looked at his birthday card and seen “Happy Birthday Howard” and been like “This bitch” LOL.
matador more like mataDAMN
so i went to go on tumblr on the computer i don’t usually use…
and this post was the background of the sign up screen
since when does tumblr advertise its fandom side
theyre trying to scare off yahoo
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
sometimes I think about the fact that
the doctor will never come in my garden
I will never see two guys with an impala waiting for me when the lessons end
If I go in London, I have no possibility to see Sherlock and John
The 1st of september I cannot go to hogwarts
I will never see a picture of the avengers as saviours of the world in the newspaper
in history we do not study the story of the ring and of the middle earth
and I just want to cry so fucking much
dear doctor who fandom
we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying
we’re here for you
with love, the supernatural fandom
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.