July 2012
While watching "How To Train Your Dragon"
Jereth: Why are all the kids English and the adults Scottish? Do their metaphorical balls not drop until they kill a dragon?
Ashlee: You have to earn your accent!
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on the internet I hardly know told me.
“I think we can all recognize that the “it’s a joke excuse” is the most dismissive, self-righteous loophole, created by those who refuse to examine their power, and assume they have not only the right to say whatever they want to people, but the right to control how other people react to what they have said.”
—Loose Talk (via queenofsquee)