dreamitallawayx: ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis Holy shit, that’s spot on I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is ...
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
javaddward: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
abomasnow: do she got the booty? she don’t
captorquest: inkwelldried: captorquest: any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping how sure are you about that vomits on everything
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
mishcollin: It’s after a week of Castiel sulking and generally being miserable that Dean slaps down a piece of a paper and a pen on the kitchen table in front of him. Castiel stares uncomprehendingly at it a moment then peers up at Dean. “What’s this?” “You think being human sucks so bad? Fine. I’m gonna show you just how awesome it is.” Dean’s voice is forcedly optimistic, and Castiel knows...
casamancy: if you hate cas dean hates you and if dean hates you sam hates you essentially, everyone hates you
rainbowsbutterfliesncannibalism: milajewnis: but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive I don’t know what you mean…
munkiemee: What fans of L make him look like: What he really looks like:
Nerd Girl Confession:
dinogatorr: nerdgirlconfessions: I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle. im looking at you dean Winchester.
reblog for a doodle based off yo blog
hiding-in-the-tardis: doES ANYONE WANT A DRAWING a doodle??? a little human based off their blog perhaps??? because i’m bored anD HAVE NO INSPIRATION so yeah reblog or whatever and it’d be nice if you were following so your not some random bitch like gimme some art okAY OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS DOESN’T GET OUT OF HAND
goforthemanboob: alltheladiesyouhate: i genuinely don’t understand people who don’t like pepper potts #PEPPER IS A GIFT TO THE GENRE #HERO IN HEELS
Tell Me; Who'd you cast as me?
themikaelsluts: Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my love interest. Double Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my best friend
This gif works for everything
octo-oblivion: Forgot homework. Left front door open. Trying to understand fandoms for the first time. Look at all the fucks I give. What the fuck is this. Someone makes a joke but no one gets it. Plans for the future. Condom bursts. “Sure, Why not!” It’s canon. “Who cares?” Life.