A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.
Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.
im fucking howling linden ashby please educate yourself
race representation in american television
This post is spot on wow
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
International Human Rights Activist Michael Simmons offered these words (via Facebook) in response to the May 3, 2014 New York Times’ “Fight Against Sex Assaults Holds Colleges to Account” article. (via kenyabenyagurl)
this is so important
i’ve never seen something so accurate
ok so we’ve had like 50 new characters and 75 of them have died so far