swagitsune:

I’m bored.

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

isaacings:

im fucking howling linden ashby please educate yourself

cartoonnetwerk:

methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow

AVPM songs + Harry Potter movies

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

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If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do.

sayonararolling:

very unfortunate

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

claudiastilinskis:

ok so we’ve had like 50 new characters and 75 of them have died so far

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I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
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